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'page-turner' is an understatement.' ―Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep 'Wong (Pargin) is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King. Engaging, comic, and terrifying.' ―Joe Garden, Features Editor, The Onion Every time I set the book down, I was wary that something really was afoot, that there were creatures I couldn't see, and that because I suspected this, I was next. 'David Wong (Jason Pargin) has updated the Lovecraft tradition and infused it with humor that rather than lessening the horror, increases it dramatically.

This edition is newly rewritten by the author with additional material and an even more epic epic of slackers versus the occult! 'Pargin once again delights with scathing social commentary thinly disguised as an outrageous action novel.This is a feast. Ohn Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town―and the world―from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions. New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin’s hilarious and horrifying John Dies at the End series continues with If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe.

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